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Gym's Rules
By entering this Gym, you engage to respect these fundamental rules:
- I. THE TOWEL LAW: Place your towel on the machine. Always. We respect the gear, we don't share the sweat.
- II. THE SANITIZE PROTOCOL: Disinfect after use. Leave the station cleaner than you found it.
- III. SAUNA ETIQUETTE: Wear flip-flops (tongs). Mandatory. Whatever happens under the steam, stay grounded. 🔞
- IV. HANDS OFF THE GOODS: Don't touch Mochi's prot. Don't touch the staff's secrets. Respect the hierarchy.
- V. THE VEGAN DIVIDE: We are Vegan by force, Mochi is a Predator. Keep your brocolis, drop the Shrimps (S4M).
WARNING: Out there, you can do whatever you want. But here? JOSÉ will kick your ass if you don't respect the rules.
By order of the Management,
Silvio General Manager & Chief of Steam