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Gym's Rules

By entering this Gym, you engage to respect these fundamental rules:

  • I.
    THE TOWEL LAW: Place your towel on the machine. Always. We respect the gear, we don't share the sweat.
  • II.
    THE SANITIZE PROTOCOL: Disinfect after use. Leave the station cleaner than you found it.
  • III.
    SAUNA ETIQUETTE: Wear flip-flops (tongs). Mandatory. Whatever happens under the steam, stay grounded. 🔞
  • IV.
    HANDS OFF THE GOODS: Don't touch Mochi's prot. Don't touch the staff's secrets. Respect the hierarchy.
  • V.
    THE VEGAN DIVIDE: We are Vegan by force, Mochi is a Predator. Keep your brocolis, drop the Shrimps (S4M).

WARNING: Out there, you can do whatever you want. But here? JOSÉ will kick your ass if you don't respect the rules.

By order of the Management,

Silvio General Manager & Chief of Steam